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caitlin, twenty-one, australian.



Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

about me  
quequeque?

paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

(Source: queen-angelina)

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

All hail the reigning queens of 2014

Satan:
[appears]
Satan:
You can have anything you wan--
Me:
LANGUAGE.
Satan:
What?
Me:
GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan:
What the--?
Me:
YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan:
Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me:
EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

commanderjshepard:

'as a male-'

stop

collaborate and listen

nobody cares about your opinions on women

(Source: windreaver)

The Misty Mermaid

(Source: lvl40)

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Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know I did damage
Cause the look in your eyes is killing me
I guess you’ve got another advantage
Cause you could blame me for everything
And I don’t know how I’ma manage
If one day you just up and leave

(Source: hausofbhd)

imparalyzedbyitt:

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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